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Absofuckinglutely Socks

$22.00

Size

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Size Guide

SIZES GUIDE

US	Bust	Waist
XXXS · 0	31¾	23½
XXS · 2	32¼	24½
XS · 4	34	26
S · 6	36¼	28¼
M · 8	38½	30¾
L · 10	41	33½
XL · 12	42½	35½

US	Bust	Waist
1	31½	23½
2	32¼	24½
4	34	26
6	35½	27½
8	37	30
10	38½	30¾
12	40¼	32¾
14	41¾	34½
16	43¾	36½

EQUIVALENT SIZES TABLE

US	EUR	UK	MEX
XXXS · 0	XXS	4	EECH
XXS · 2	XS	6	ECH
XS · 4	S	8	CH
S · 6	M	10	M
M· 8	L	12	G
L · 10	XL	14	EG
XL · 12	XXL	16	EEG

US	EUR	UK	MEX	IT	RU
1	32	4	0	36	38
2	34	6	1	38	40
4	36	8	3	40	42
6	38	10	5	42	44
8	40	12	7	44	46
10	42	14	9	46	48
12	44	16	11	48	50
14	46	18	13	50	52
16	48	20	15	52	54

* The measurements in the guide are based on measurements taken directly from the body, not the garment. If your measurement is between two sizes, we recommend you select the larger size.

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YUP! You absofuckinglutely need these socks in your life. They're a mood. Throw them on with your favorite sneakers and denim for a casual fit.

Maroon socks
White Absofuckinglutely text
Sock size, one size fits most

The material is 80% acrylic / 20% nylon & elastic blend.